FAIL

so i just figured i have alot of time to waste so why not talk about an epic situation that went down yesterday... 5 friends 6 days 5 nights in Orlando , florida... we'll first we have to get to florida in order to talk about it.. anyway. It all begins with me sleeping over Caroline's house.... (i knw it was a bad sign wen i stubbed my toe with my luggage and nearly ripped off my toenail) we wake up early in the morning( feelin like p-diddy) .. our flight to take off isnt until 4:30 so we figured lets go get everything done... we got spray tanned which btw gave me a heart attack then we went to go get waxed... two indian ladies took me and caroline in a chair.. we were the only ones in there and it was a good thing because eyebrow threading literally feels like they are razoring skin off my face with a small blade. i couldnt keep still and so after caroline was done a second india lady had to hold me while one did her thing with the thread... i mean dnt get me wrong they came out great but wat a pain... so after we finish with eyebrows we wanted to see if we could get a brazillian wax... now im sitting there thinking to myself.. if i was in pain with the eyebrow threadding then the waxing is going to hurt like a bitch... so caroline and i basically expose ourselves to these ladies only to have them wax apart of carolines skin off and then tell us there is nothing to take off and we have FAILED. Alright so at this point its pouring buckets outside with 60 mile and hour winds and caroline and i are trying to run to the car without having our 26 dollar tans melt off our bodies. We get to the nail place caroline is getting her nails dried and mine are just being finished up... caroline turns to me and goes... "SARAH....... why does is say cancelled under our flight?" and right after benny calls and caroline picks up and says "i know!" then after benny.. incoming call from evan..." our flight c..." "i know already damnit!" interrupts caroline. then to my phone... incoming call from (800) number.... i pick up.."helloo, this is DELTA, we are calling to inform you flight 1815 leaving from jfk on march 13th arriving to orlando florida has been cancelled... we have scheduled you on the next flight for 820 am sat march 14th...etc" so everyone is freaking out by this point... we call delta get an agent and the agent first books us for the 820 flight leaving on monday.. then we call delta again because everyone is in an agreement that we want to leave TONIGHT... we get on the phone with another delta agent and they say to us there are five seats for the 720 flight leaving tonight. naturally we all freak out.. horray horray. we change our reservation from the 820 am to the 720 pm leaving tonight. 5:30 roles around christina and evan are already at carolines house. we load the car like an assembly line out the door and get to the air port. we then stand outside weighing our luggage... evan's ron burgandy bag weighs the least and caroline's in 52 pounds which is over the limit. so ofcourse caroline takes out some peanut butter and some shampoo and princess bubbles and puts it into ron burgandy aka evans bag. ALRIGHT problem solved eveyone is under the limit we are good to go. THEN we are waiting online to check our bags and we see all fights into florida are cancelled and the only one that still says ONTIME is our flight.. two more minutes we wait online and then turn around to see our take off time has been changed from 720 to 820... ok ok we are delayed no big deal. we get through security and it took 3 minutes... the security line was a ghost town... ( AND THATS WHEN YOU KNOW SOMETHING IS UP) we get to our gate and we decide to go grab some foood... we meet up with benny and the happy five are all together at last. so as soon as we are done eating we find out our flight is now delayed till 11pm and we won't arrive in orlando until 3pm... oo did i mention DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME STARRT... RIGHT... anyway we are a little pissed but ya know at least we have a flight... so we countiune to eat our feelings some more chomp on some oreos and things. we then get to our gate sit down for about 5 minutes to only find out FLIGHT TO ORLANDO IS CANCELLED.. now the real reason it was cancelled was 80% the crew timed out and 20% the weather was bad.. so as soon as that announcement went off JFK WAS like a MAD HOUSE. lines where everywhere there were teenagers crying. little kids running around with out shoes and 6 month pregnant moms having a serious bitch moment with the delta agents... so we all split up christina and benny get on a long line for rebooking.. evan is guarding the bags while trying to get through to delta on the phone and call the hotel we were suppose to check into.. caroline and i are tormenting a guy name john who was the one delta agent in the far corner where we were originally suppose to board the plane. now this guy had a computer and he was young so we knew there was something he could do. at first the guy was rude because he was stressed out and his shift was frozen and he hasn't eaten nor taken a break in ours. so naturally the light bulbs turn on in our heads. caroline gets her little blue man aka her suitcase and we are literally bribing this delta agent john with food. oreos? milanos? pringles? he had it all and he was eating it too!. at first wen he was looking for flights the only one out was to ft lauderdale and then we would have to take a car to orlando. and clearly i was out numbered and the only crazy bitch that was saying WE SHOULD DO IT.. p.s im glad we didn't... anyway the nice delta agent john was so kind and found us a first class flight leaving monday morning and coming home the 20th so we got bumped to first class and got a extra two days added to our vacation... so i guess stuff worked out! but not entirely it wasnt over yet... so we loose christina and benny and along with christina and benny our luggage is already checked and on its way to orlando with out us. carolines dad has to drive in now 70 mile winds to get us from the airport and we finnally find christina and benny. benny leaves with his dad and now its the lucky 4 of us in the car on the way back to carolines with no luggage a melting tan and not a clue as to if we are going to have a hotel to stay at on monday... we get back to caroines to regroup and put evan on the phone with maureen ( mine as well be moron) from expedia.. so evan basically owns this bitch ( NOT UP IN HERE MAUREEN ! NOT UP IN HERE!) we get out penalty for not checkin in tonight waved and we get to extend our stay at the hotel for an extra 28 dollars total so five dollars each horray.. then we hear that the first night we are there we are staying in a one bedroom because there is no availability and then the rest of the trip we will have our two bedroom two bath villa with a full kitchen... AMEN. SO...
ORLANDO FLORIDA TAKE TWO on monday morning